crowdpleaser
a website engineered so that literally everyone likes it.
the ask, verbatim: “make me a website that everyone will like and will be really popular.” this is the honest attempt.
a golden retriever puppy meeting stairs for the first time, plus the wifi reconnects right as you're about to rage quit — everyone in the room claps.
0% approval
margin of error: none. everyone agreed.
0 people are on the bluesky firehose right now and would, statistically, love this *